End Sportscenter
Don't you hate it when something great becomes spoiled so bad you don't want anything to do with it, but then you find yourself watching it and don't understand why, then you get mad with yourself and start yelling at yourself and then it just ruins your night so much that no matter how much money you win on pokerstars you're still pissed when you go to bed? You know, like when you get ice cream cake for your birthday and your stupid little sister decides to get a cold and just before you're about to blow out the candles and eat the cake she sneezes all over the cake even though you told her to stay away cause she has a cold, yet she told you she was fine?!? It just blows. Anyways, Sportscenter has turned into the little sister with a cold. Back in the days when I first started watching sportscenter, mid 90's(okay, my parents didn't want to get cable but some how decided to get it for no reason) sportscenter was awesome. You had Dan & Keither, Boomer, and Craig Kilbourn. Back then, Kilbourn was my favorite person on Sportscenter. They gave you all the awesome highlights, the box scores. It was great. They had catchy phrases that all of us would say during recess like movie quotes from the latest Jim Carey movie. Yes, yes, really dorky stuff. But it was fun. I loved watching it. Then something evil happened. Disney bought ESPN. It was over. They started changing things. We'd still get the highlights, just not as much. The full boxscores, gone. Now we get two players' stats. That's it. And they started doing these stupid sappy stories that none of us really cared about. My sister just sneezed on the cake. It was over and I was bitter. Now I can't stand to watch sportscenter. Stupid sister sneezes on my cake.